Happy New Year

With a new year and decade on the horizon, I've been struggling in writing this very post.

As this is my last contact with you in 2009, so I wanted to leave you with good wishes for 2010. But what exactly would such wishes be? It goes without saying that I hope each of you enjoys a year of happiness, peace, health and prosperity. But those are things that are gonna happen to most of you anyways, even if you dont see it.

Instead, I thought I would go simpler and wish all of you (and myself) something that is easily within our own grasp and the theme of this blog.

Happy New Year, may 2010 be filled with laughter.

P.S. I'm sorry I havent been on but I have a girlfriend so I dont feel the need to bother the internet with my fucked up mind anymore.

My mybuster day.

Ok so I began my day in the name of science. First I disproved the existence of God, it was easy, I opened a paper and saw all the evidence I needed. One girl told a story about another girl getting an egg stuck up her vagina and it came out the next day hardboiled, I brought her an egg and she said "no." She never lets me put anything in there. Next I tried to see if Blue-Balls was a real condition, but none of the girls would let me test their boyfriends. One asked me why I didn't just see for myself, and I said "If you can find a girl willing to have sex with me, I'll be more than happy to." And that was the end of my scientific career.

A riddle from the cruel

If a fat girl crys alone in a forest.... Does anybody care?

Reasurance

Some of you may be aware that I have been off school sick. Well I'm coming back tomorow so cancel the party, I'm not dead. Now for anyone who has been worried about me, I'm sorry. And fromthis day forward I make a pledge. I will never again get sick, I'll just get more awesome!!!

The Church/Synagogue/Mosque of Awesomness

The Church/Synagogue/Mosque of Awesomness is my new religion. We worship the gods of Awesome, and their creations on earth. All who wish to join please ask away, we welcome all who worship Awesome with open arms.

My Theory

Serving at Mcdonalds is a lot like school. You say "Yes Sir" when your thinking "Fuck You"