Everybody Wants Me.

I am currently suffering Easter school and ofcourse, I made a mishap today. I signedup for two subjects today and could only go to one. Ms Bachus, be grateful I chose you. Mr Nolan, I'm sorry please don't hurt me.

The War

Recently the ouse has been invaded by my mothers english friend and her 2 sons. Me and my brother shared our room with the 2 sons, it has been non-stop war since. It began yesterday when I was last to shower, there was no hot water left.
So, naturally I washed in the cold water and then dried myself off. I then wrapped my wet towel around the oldest boy. I had one the chemical warfare match.
Since then It was an all out war between us. And I won every single match. True story.
They left earlier on because it was time for them to go home. But I like to think they were making their tactical retreat.

FREEDOM!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen. EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!! This means that I will be writing on here again every pointless thought I come up with. Hey, if you did'nt like it you wouldn't be reading my work. So I'm back and can I get a round of applause...





Oh come on!!!!!!

Crazy Nazi Workload!!!!

It's that time of year again. My schools exams are in May. Thus my teachers think we should start doing Crazi Nazi amounts of work to prepare. IN JANUARY!!!!! My god I'm getting headaches from all this, but there is some good news. I got accepted at a University, a conditional offer that I think I could get the grades for. Either way, this post is to let anyone who gives a shit know that I dnno when I'll be writing again.

Those were the days...

It's recently come to my attention that the Swine Flu scare is all over. I haven't heard one panicked word about it for over a month, and I'm not even immunised. While many worryers and fear-mongers may think that's a bad thing, I'm pretty happy that I didnt get my body infested with a medecine made in a paniked rush by the lowest possible bidder. And now that the big deal about a new kind of viral bacteria is over, I won't have to. So for anyone who didn't get the Swine Flu "immunisation" but didn't get the disease itself, congratulations but I'm not really surprised. And for all those who did get the "immunisation," watch out. And finally for the unfortunate few who have the disease, I do genuinely pity you.

When I ask for my pen back, give me my pen back!

Recently I lent a girl my pen for finnishing off some notes. But it was my only pen so I had to ask for it back, she said no she was still writing. It was my pen and needed it, thus the following words were as follows:
Me: Look: "my pen or your virginity. I'm taking something from you."
Her : "I'm not a virgin."
Me: "So give me the pen"
Just glad my teacher didn't hear.

It's good to be me.

I was walking along the street with some friends when someone shouted at me from a car. When someone you went to Primary School with shouts "HOLLAND YA BEAR" at you from a moving car, you just feel good.